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Swine Flu Pandemic got you worried? It should!
But don't panic!
MexicanBacon.com is here to tell you which Mexican Pork Products are SAFE, and which you should AVOID!
Sure you love Canadian Bacon, but what about Mexican Bacon?
MEXICAN BACON DOG: AVOID!!
Intestinal lining filled with decaying pig anus chunks wrapped in rotting hogfat and fried in liquified hogfat and prepared in the most unsanitary of conditions.
"HotDogBaconDog - HotDogBaconDog" : Drunkards, Beware the Sirens' call to her cart of cardiac clogging cancer dogs!
It may be the last meal you ever eat!
SAFER ALTERNATIVE: Veggie Chili Dogs
MEXICAN PORK RINDS: AVOID!!
Months-old dehydrated skin flakes deep fried in cholesterol juice.
Nutritive-free with enough salt to keep the Eisenhower expressway snow-free for seven winters.
Keep these Death Crisps out of your mouth!
SAFER ALTERNATIVE: Banana Chips
CARNITAS / MEXICAN PULLED PORK: AVOID!!
Did you know that the children of pregnant women who consume cured meats on a daily basis run a substantial risk of growing brain tumors??
So why would a pregnant woman ever eat pork? Pulled or otherwise?
SAFER ALTERNATIVE: Black Bean Pupusas
MEXICAN PORK TAMALES: AVOID!!
It's not just Swine Flu you need to worry about! Pork products are known carriers of many foodborne pathogens!
Some tests show that over fifty percent of tested ham samples are contaminated with staphylococcus!!
And salting, drying and smoking of raw pork meat is not antimicrobiologically effective against Salmonella typhimurium!!
SAFER ALTERNATIVE: Corn Tamale Pie
MEXICAN PORK OMLETTE: AVOID!!
Pork is an environmental disaster!
Every single farmed pig creates 9 pounds of manure every day!
And where does all that crap go? Into the drinking supply!
Pigs and other farmed animals are the primary consumers of water in the U.S.!!
SAFER ALTERNATIVE: Tofu Scramble
QUIZ: Does this Bacon Pig make you say YUM or YUCK? (answer below)
QUIZ ANSWER: YUCK!
An important message about Swine Flu from Uncle Sam:
Latest Swine Flu Pandemic News from the US Centers for Disease Control:
McCruelty: I'm Hatin' It--Learn More.
PETA blog: Mexican Flu Farms mean Dinero for Some
PETA blog: Swine Flu Articles
H1N1 in the United States Map Link
Latest Swine Flu Pandemic 2009 News:
World Health Organization: Swine Flu Page
CDC Swine Flu Page
What You Need to Know About Swine Flu HERE
Do Face Masks Prevent Transmission of Swine Flu? LA TIMES
Yahoo! News Swine Flu RSS FEED
AP Interactive Swine Flu Map via FOXNews
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